Monday, August 17, 2015

Number drop and threaten to sell Merlin

F the tapes...send the girl cash!

Expected Expences?

Animals mean money?

No freaking way?!.

61 comments:

  1. Jenna Woginrich
    1 hr ·
    Do you want to give a Fell Pony, Icelandic Horse, Haflinger or Highland Pony a life of love, constant care, good farriers, writing, and legend? Then message me. Looking for an experienced gelding to make Merlin once again part of a small herd. Sorry, no warmbloods.


    That's what I do when I want something-- put out the call to my Facebook friends......helllooooo, Scam Princess, there are tons of places to look for horses, you don't need to badger your "friends" for their spare equines.

    And why would anyone believe she could provide a good home for a horse when a $500 vet bill for the dog has laid waste to her finances? Or could she be LYING about that?

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    1. No warmbloods? So odd. That's like a "I'm new to horses and just learned a new word" drop.

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  2. Man, ain't that her entire money system in a nutshell? All expenses are unexpected! No freaking wonder that every winter she's shocked at how cold it is, if she's yet to catch on to regular monthly events like the mortgage being due.

    -CdP

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  3. "It's over $500 in extra expenses the farm never planned on, but isn't that what all expenses come to? I am grateful to have this dog. I'd sell Merlin if I had to to keep him safe."

    Translation: I'd sell Merlin to the glue factory before I lowered myself and got a paying job to save my dog.

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  4. Twitter: Jenna Woginrich ‏@coldantlerfarm 1h1 hour ago
    Rather be a poor farmer with a 30-year-old truck than ask your boss if I can go to the dentist. Get out of that mess.

    Ask your boss?? No, you just have to go beg your Facebook friends first and if that doesn't work, you drag out your smelly old hat for sale in the hopes that someone will find it pathetic and give you a donation like a bum on the street corner. Even then you can't get your root canal done. How's that dental plan working out for you?

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    1. Oh yes. Much better to be completely unable to afford going to the dentist then have the money to care for yourself AND your animals. Clearly making sure your dentist appointment doesn't inconvenience anyone counting on you is FAR too high a price to pay.

      -CdP

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    2. I have never had a job where I had to "ask" if I could go to the dentist, especially if it was an emergency. At every workplace I've ever had, I either 1) called in sick, 2) scheduled it on my day off or, 3) if working a 5-day, M - F week, made the appointment and just told my boss I wouldn't be in that morning or whatever. Really, it's not that hard.
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    3. Poor farmer with a 30 year old truck?

      She's not poor.
      She's not a farmer.
      She also has an 04 Dodge Dakota.

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    4. If she's drunk tweeting at 11 at night how can she get up before 6 to milk the goats and do all the other morning chores before her coffee has finished perculating on the stove?

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  5. Yeah, that is silly. I have many hours of sick leave I have saved up over the years. Yeah, I work at a desk, but I can go to the dentist whenever the F I want to go...aaaaand, I don't have to beg friends and followers to pay for it.

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  6. Newsflash for Jenna: good employees are valued by their companies and don't have to "ask" to go to a dentist's appointment. Behave like an adult and you get treated like one. See how that works?

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  7. She has edited out the vet bill number on the blog post this am.

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    1. Also vamoosed the promise to sell Merlin off to save Gibson.

      Too bad, Jenna--- your words live on forever on this blog!

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    2. Hilarious. Screenshot: 1. Jenna: 0

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  8. It's really weird how she likes to take jabs at employed people-- she doesn't have to ask to go to the dentist, then today she's seems to be gloating because she'll have the river to herself seeing as it's a weekday and all.

    Poor farmer, my ass. She dragging home the swag as fast as she can.

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  9. I just question the sanity of people cheering her on/sending her money. Her homesteading blog has turned into a constant flow of wanting things she doesn't need/doesn't make sense considering her always crying wolf that she's barely making her mortgage payments.
    I want a puppy! I want that t-shirt! I want that truck! I need a root canal! I need "surgery" for my dog! I want 2 pairs of glasses! I want another horse! Sign up for a class! Buy a logo! etc, etc, ad nauseum...you get my drift.
    There is absolutely no sign of Barnheart there.
    I am learning absolutely nothing new about farm life. That's because she doesn't have a farm. Aside from her "workshops" she isn't sharing anything other than what a self centered judgemental person she is. The latest jab at employed people really got my blood boiling. Just because I sit at a desk doesn't mean I don't have a great life where I can have my cake & eat it too WITHOUT taking advantage of friends, family and strangers.
    OK wow, that was a rant.
    I just don't know how people can not see the red flags now that she wants another horse. She always cries about how poor she is yet she's always on to the next thing or animal she wants.
    How about a vlog/post about being frugal and being self sustaining? hahaha Yeah that will never happen.
    She is a joke.
    And Jenna in case you are reading this, your psycho-babble about I must be miserable with my life because I'm critical of yours - - you keep telling yourself that.

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    1. I think when people DO see through the smoke and mirrors they leave, BUT the internet being what it is, a whole bunch of new people arrive just as the others are closing up their wallets and leaving. I would bet there is no one, not one person, who donated to her farm back in the day who is still sending her money for stuff. They're all newer people with whom she does not have a history, and who can't read between the lines of the edited blog posts she's archived, and don't do their research by vetting her online (because that would bring them here). As long as that keeps happening, the money show and train wreck will keep on running.
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    2. "Psycho-babble"...
      Do I hear another Dr Laura listener?! I'd love to hear Dr. Laura get ahold of JW.
      So agree with you.

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    3. OMG, can you imagine? She would shred Jenna and then refuse to listen to anything she said, or any of her whining.

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  10. Someone called her out on FB regarding the dentist tweet so she backpedaled:

    "Hmmmm...I get what you're saying but I'd be willing to bet all of us employed people have paid time off and don't need to ask to go to the dentist. From where I sit my life is anything but a mess."

    Jenna Woginrich This is in reference to a tweet I made last night? My life was a mess when I lived in that situation of office employment. I'm talking to me in the tweet.
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    Jenna Woginrich For the record - 99% of the time writers are writing about themselves. smile emoticon
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    Annissa L. Coan 99% of the readers are thinking it's about us -ha. wink emoticon Thanks for replying
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    Annissa L. Coan Aha:)
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    Jenna Woginrich we're the worst when it comes to self involvement
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  11. If I had to wager, I'd say she's drunk tweeting. That tweet about asking your boss to go to the dentist, well, it didn't make a whole lot of sense. Ask "your" boss? And then it's followed with a directive "Get out of that mess." She's talking to herself how? She hasn't been employed for a few years now so it can't apply to her.

    Then there's this strange tweet, condensed from a longer version on Facebook:

    Jenna Woginrich ‏@coldantlerfarm 18h18 hours ago
    "Who in there? We need to save the world!"
    "Everyones out but people who keep their dogs on chains & women who piss on toilets"
    "Fire away."

    It's a little convoluted and confusing to come off as funny. And while she's at it why doesn't she include people who raise pigs outside during winter in "The North Country"? Or people who try to pass off a freestanding piece of sheet metal roofing as a pole barn? I could go on.......

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  13. I can't find the facebook post anymore. She got called out on Twitter too regarding her dentist comment.

















































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    1. Sorry about the formatting. I don't know what happened.

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  14. Sell Merlin to save Gibson? You mean the horse she is writing about that saved her? The horse she can't live without?

    Not a chance. This is her new pity party. "Send money to save Gibson, because if you don't, I'll have to sell Merlin, my beloved horse who saved me!!!"

    Sorry, but it's just a bunch of horsesh!t.

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    1. It was only meant to create drama so the poodles would cough up more money for her new horse, err I mean to help pay Gibson's vet bill. She had to remove it because what publisher wants to publish a story about you and your beloved horse if you're willing to sell the horse to finance the dog's vet bill?! kind of like when she had One Woman Scam, err I mean Farm coming out and she posted about the repo guy coming to get her truck. Definitely not a post a publisher wants to see when you're claiming to be super woman farmer of the year!

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  15. What does she want???!!!

    A new horse!!!!!

    When does she want it???!!!

    NOW!!!!!!

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    1. ha ha! A tee-shirt, a truck, a horse, ad infinitum.

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  16. She must be popping tops again. She's written this little screenplay snippet for the express purpose of congratulating herself for being a farmer who listens to rap. All it's really done is display how heavily she relies on stereotypes because farmers can only listen to country or maybe Christian rock but certainly never rap.


    Jenna Woginrich
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    Movie scenes I imagine when I am running:
    PEOPLE! It's a life or death matter! Does anyone out there in this crowd of random farmers at this impromptu riff-off have the entire rap from Pitbull's timber Memorized?!
    *Raises hand*
    Saves world.
    Fin.

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    1. Exhibit A. Grandiose fantasies=narcissist. Hey Jenna, why don't you try imagining a world where you are all grown up and paying your own bills.

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    2. It was the second "save the world" fantasy she wrote about in 24 hours. And that was just what she was sharing.....!

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  17. Vets must be expensive there! We paid less than that to clean up and stitch a huge wound after our dog was attacked by a Boston Terrier... and we live in Toronto. No doubt she is inflating the number for sympathy. How many stitches can you even fit on a paw pad?

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    1. Not only that but she had two follow up visits. Didn't the vets trust her to re-wrap it herself? I could see one follow up, maybe. Lotta drama for one cut pad.

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    2. We just had knee surgery for our dog. Did it at the teaching hospital in Guelph because it was cheaper than a city specialist. But still 1,300$. Happy to pay it. We'll have to do our own physiotherapy. What we she do as Gibson ages? I have a business and an office... I'm not well off but certainly self sufficient.

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    3. Even more difficult than when dogs age is when horses do. When my mare developed an age-related disease, we were spending upwards of $350 for meds a month, and that was 15 years ago, so it would probably be more like $700 now. And once you get a whole homestead full of aging pets, well, that is very, very challenging financially -- assuming you are caring for them properly and taking their needs into account.

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    4. It's a tough call for some people. Some friends have questioned why I would spend that on a dog. If he was 16 maybe not, but he's only 8. You weigh the time they could have left and their quality of life. I would certainly pay for horse medicine. :) we also did eye surgery for this dog! 3 grand almost because of a cat! It's almost like we can't stop now. Too much invested!

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  18. Here's her next crisis:


    Jenna Woginrich
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    In the waiting room at the inspection station in Salem. Last week my truck was given a full bill of health at one place and today this shop wants to work on it for 3/4s of a day installing all new brakelines, pads, shocks, and framework....
    Getting another opinion.


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    1. Oh nooosss!!! The 80 year old plow truck I bought sight unseen needs major repairs!! Life's so unfair!

      If she plays this right her fans will have her tooling around in a Bentley by the end of the week.

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    2. It's not a shop if it's an actual inspection station...

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  19. I don't believe for one minute that a truck that age and price had a clean bill of health. She wanted that truck and she wanted it NOW. At that price she knew she could get her loyal sucker fans to pay for it.

    Now she's playing the martyr and will soon be getting same fans to pay for repairs. She plays them like a fiddle. (Hey, maybe her next fiddle workshop should be on fleecing fans!)

    I can't afford this girl!

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  20. As I said, trucks like that always need tinkering. I wonder if she will learn her lesson this time?

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    1. She knew it would need tinkering and she didn't care. Her fans will pay for the repairs.

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    2. My husband has owned multiple trucks of that age & make, and has had to tinker with them constantly to keep them running. But my husband is an excellent mechanic, loves to do the tinkering, and has the skills/knowledge to keep them running himself without having to tow the vehicles to a shop every week, or beg money for repairs.

      I don't drive his old trucks, because they can break down at any time and I do not have the skills or knowledge to repair them. I don't want to find myself stuck in the middle of nowhere, I don't want to worry about whether or not I can get from one point to another on time. I drive a used but reliable car, and leave the beater trucks to those who can handle them.

      Trust me, Jenna can't handle this. You don't rely on a truck like that unless you're at least a novice mechanic.

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    3. Trucks that age are great for people who know how to fix them because there are no computer components.

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    4. Hubby would wholeheartedly agree...I just want something that gets me from point A to point B without any hassles just trying to get home from the supermarket.

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    5. Agree with everyone.

      Jenna can't even build a chicken tractor so I'm thinking she will be reliant on mechanics as much as ever.

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    6. Do you think she's prepping for some post-EMP scenario, where only the vehicles with NO computer components work? I know she's help workshops on prepping before and fancies she'd be one of the survivors, so maybe this is part of that.

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    7. Good catch, Hotflash, would not be surprised at all.

      One of the survivors? She'd last a half hour longer than your average city dweller. But then she does have a stockpile of gallon cans of mac n' cheese so she might make it a few days.

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  21. When asked about the condition and age by one of her fans JW quickly retorted that it was all under control and taken care of.

    Her definition of "taken care of" sure is different from mine. She could have had it inspected before buying it. But, when given the choice of doing things intelligently or doing things unintelligently JW will choose the later every time.

    Man is this woman slow to learn.

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  22. No, I think she is quick to learn. She knows very well that her fans will kick in donations for truck repairs.

    In fact, I was going to start asking for bets as to how long it would take her to post that the truck needed repairs. I need to be quicker next time.

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  23. Maybe she should introduce some new workshops - 'Play Your Fans Like a Fiddle' and 'How to Fleece your Flock'.

    On second thought, she probably wouldn't want to reveal her trade secrets.

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  24. Well the truck and Gibson's 'surgery' finally spurred me to action. I've been sending her 10$ monthly vis PayPal for almost 2 years. I meant to cancel a while back but then I thought she could use that and I don't really miss it... so I logged into PayPal and cancelled. Gee I'll really miss those lame monthly posts on the Clan.

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    1. I am so curious why you donated to her and how you found this blog? Have you seen the evidence of her cheating her followers out of money for webinars, CSA wool and logos from many, many years back? I just wonder if people don't know that stuff when they donate or they don't care. If they don't know, then I understand. But if they don't care. I am insanely curious why!

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    2. I found this blog long after I started giving her money. And I never considered it 'giving ' at the beginning because her blog a few years ago was still interesting so I considered it a subscription. It was the dark time when she created the Clan.
      I had already attended a fiddle workshop - which I loved. Then I bought a year pass but couldn't get there because every road from Ontario involves a huge freakin bridge! I have a huge height phobia so the fact I drove there once is a miracle. I liked her and her farm but was a little concerned about the multiple sheep escapes that happened while I was there.
      It has only been in the last 6 months or so that I found this site. I did wonder to myself why there was a big pile of dirty sheep fleeces next to the house... but really the whole Heathen thing has really got under my skin. She hasn't become more responsible in any of her actions as she claims. My Icelandic heritage made me act finally. You can only give someone the benefit of the doubt for so long.
      Sorry that was so long! A lot to get off my chest apparently.

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    3. The sheep fleeces......!! I wonder what she's going to do with them.....the CSA members probably would like to know as well. There's something kind of unsettling about the image of this weird conniver with a mound of filthy wool piling up outside their house.....the broken promises, the lies....always there reminding her of what she really is.

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    4. Vent away, Alice. I attended 2 of her workshops myself and was happy to pay for the "education" back then when I thought she had a lot of interesting things going on. She still has a job then and didn't beg for money (as much). Anyway, I learned my lesson - better late than never. Oh, and when I saw the coldantersham website, I nearly died when I learned she scammed people out of logos as far back as 2006. How did I not see it? SIGH

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  25. Congratulations for escaping the clan, like many of us we've had to "just say no" to the enabling. She is an addict and knows no boundaries, quite pathetic but hey, she rocks!

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    1. Thanks. I have my own addictions! But I pay for them myself. Unfortunately she doesn't rock. I wonder how much longer she will fool her new Heathen friends.

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  26. Hey J Effin W ... Karma can be a real bitch can't she!

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  27. And what about Birchthorn? Hmmm? Not a word. No updates, nothing. Supposed to be done soon, printed copies etc etc. but gosh, it's not finished. It's not even close. Just other scam... Fifteen grand!!!! Why doesn't anyone seem to ponder that huge scam? I dunno, it bothers me so much! My daughter was turned down for a Kickstarter idea to start her own business of a trade she excels at. But jenna scams all that money and nothing? Ticks me off.

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    1. I don't get why FB hasn't nailed her for the endless promotional posts on her personal page. That's supposed to be forbidden now. http://www.jonloomer.com/2014/11/16/facebook-promotional-posts/

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