Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Gentle Harvest?!

When a farm found responsible for neglect of livestock by a judge during the criminal animal cruelty trial of the owner, a farm that failed multiple "certified humane" inspections with major and minor nonconformances, has adverse action taken by Oregon Tilth for failing to meet standards rebrands itself under the business name "Gentle Harvest".

Its disturbing how marketing will make a success out of rebranding animal abuse and neglect.

https://www.facebook.com/GentleHarvest/

https://www.facebook.com/ayrshirefarmabuse/

Thursday, August 25, 2016

The Invention of Nature

Andrea Wulf

The Invention of Nature: Alexander von Humboldt's New World

Has anyone read it?

I don't recall being taught about Humboldt in school!  I have some catching up to do.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Doglympics

What would your dog win the gold medal in?

Sweat rags

I start my day wearing a "wife beater" men's tank top over a cami (lined spaghetti strap top - I strictly wear strapless bras so the "lined" aspect is important). In the summer months it doubles as a sweat rag, folded in half and stuffed in the front of my jeans or homemade jean shorts within minutes of working.

Just like I can't imagine working outside in the winter without a scarf, I can't imagine working in the summer without a sweat rag. 

Humidity and labor equals sweat.  Actually, over 70 and I'm looking to wipe my face.

A few weeks ago Hank (guy I've been working with for the past year) and I dismantled a greenhouse...from the inside out. Talk about sweat.

Due to various circumstances we haven't focused on firewood yet.  I'm thankful we are running behind schedule.  Upcoming cooler temps and scouting acorns are 2 benefits to starting late in the game.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

In Jennas world I guess

In what world is this funny?

Payments and lies

"It was another rural person who opted out of the payments, GPS navigation screens, buttons, possibly working AC and heat, and enforced emission laws. We choose to ride in an older truck and keep it going."

Delusional @coldantlerfarm

Renegade gourds

I'm fairly certain of all the plants in the garden the best producer is the one we can't eat...the gourd plant that volunteered from a random seed in the middle of it all.

We cut it back as it was taking over the beans, tomatoes, beets, and carrots and there must have been at least 2 dozen beautiful gourds if not more.  A small slice of fall!

I love them.

Cali

Sadie

Littles

Monday, August 8, 2016

Dear Jenna @coldantlerfarm

"Like anything in homesteading, you need to always understand that doing the uncomfortable in the present has rich rewards in the future. It isn't fun for me to work the hive, weed gardens, trim hooves, muck stalls... "

Working hives isn't uncomfortable  weeding gardens isn't uncomfortable, trimming hooves isn't uncomfortable, mucking stalls isn't uncomfortable.

Working hives is magic, weeding a garden is therapeutic, trimming hooves is rewarding, and "picking stalls"* is insta accomplishment.

What is uncomfortable for you is a pleasure for me and many others.

If you want a future of mead, vegetables, goats (milk?), and piglets (pork), leave it to the people who find it a JOY to provide it.

As for livestock, you can't truly raise healthy happy animals in a resentful "self sacrificing" environment. You can recognize a mile away who doesn't enjoy working with or amongst the livestock.  They wear ear buds or headphones to drown out the animals.  They don't pay attention to their surroundings, they aren't focused on animal behavior, they don't do a good job....they are trying to distract or otherwise entertain themselves.  They joke about having to latch the livestock out of the house rather than lock them safely in a securely fenced field.  Fencing is work. Latching a screen house door is not.

If you feel like working with animals is a sacrifice or burden you will overlook their needs, too busy fussing with self interests.  Animals aren't stupid and pigs especially can't be fooled. I guarantee you the demeanor of pigs greatly depends on the demeanor of the person who handles them.

I honestly can't relate to this post at all.

Today i drove roughly 30 minutes one way to work on and weed the garden at my boss's moms house.  I had two elder care clients tonight and it was torture pulling myself away.  Gardening fills my soul. Interestingly enough, harvesting and eating comes secondary to planting and weeding. Tending a garden Is a natural high.

Two of my greatest joys in life are gardening and pigs.

Jenna, you want to consume mead, vegetables, milk, and pork.  Let us, those who LOVE the work it takes provide if for you.

This word you toss around...luck.  it's offensive to every hard worker that earned a reason to be proud. Luck occurs in the game of chance, in the way a card hand is dealt or how the dice rolls. Farming, homesteading, or just raising a few animals  or planting a few plants of whatever species or variety doesn't take luck, it takes effort.

You call yourself lucky because you feel lucky.  You never know who will send you money, is it a yes is it a no?

I stood in the garden today and didn't feel lucky, I felt involved. I felt fortunate. I felt the carrots needed more water, the beets should have been more appropriately spaced and thinned, I felt the sunflowers had obviously been  overlooked...apparent by the morning glory climbing up their stalks, and I felt amazed. Its amazing that when soil, seed, and water combine a plant grows. Its not luck. Its an equation that works.

Raising animals isn't  different. You do what works. Its not luck, it's animal husbandry.

You write about leaving your job for a life you love, but you bitch and moan more now than ever.  With every work, weed, trim, and muck you complain.

Don't you understand, I (and countless others) love to work, weed, trim, and muck.  We look forward to it. 

I'm a natural with pigs and it makes me happy.

What are you naturally good at? What makes you happy?  

Produce what makes you happy and consume the products of others happiness.

My heart yearns for agricultural work and truly it mourns when apart from those "uncomfortable" tasks.

Why are you filling your life with uncomfortable tasks you don't find fun? It sounds like outside agricultural type work is no more appealing to you than cubicle desk work.

*Mucking stalls is not in the vocabulary of people who regularly (daily) clean stalls.  To muck? Who wants their animals to live in or be exposed to muck?

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Attention and validation continued

Per Jennas own theory (see previous post) let's hope her own attention and validation seeking behaviors are limited to ridiculous reddit posts.

Why oh why do people seek attention and validation from strangers? How fulfilling can that be?  It seems so empty.

Investing time and energy in the pursuit of happiness as defined by strangers, usernames, likes, and such must be miserable.

Odd she seeks positive reinforcement from strangers but refuses to acknowledge anything else from strangers.

Praise me anonymously but everything else must come from a user connected to an in-depth profile with a blog.

Quite strange.

Validation and attention

So dramatic.

Attention and validation...the root of recent mass murders according to JW.

I believe she is referencing the Colorado theater shooting and the Orlando nightclub shooting?

How wonderful those comedians have figured out a more constructive way to gain attention and validation...awesome theory Jenna.

To use terrorism as a starting point to applaud comedians is dramatic, bizzare, and not factual.

Has she even researched the Colorado shooter? Definitely not as simple as an individual seeking attention and validation.

Friday, August 5, 2016

Fencing

If your fixing fences for hours at a time why are there sheep in your house?

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Technology

Last night I found myself saying, "I uninstalled my flashlight?!" After realizing I deleted the app to create more storage space on my phone.

Never delete your flashlight.

Rookie move Meredith, rookie move.

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

The truth is in the celebration

How does one celebrate halting the foreclose process? Pouring large bottles of liquor on the ground.

That's exactly how people living "bill to bill" celebrate...by throwing money away.

So tired of the paycheck to paycheck foreclose song and dance routine.

She pretends to be poor.

She pretends to be a farmer.

She is neither.

Proud of....?

The work she did to get it and keep it?

Hmmmm

Isn't her loan funded through a government program...to assist the purchase  of rural properties?

Goat pen

Goats out? Check!

Time for coffee.

Say what?

If you make enough writing to pay your bills why are you telling people you can't pay your bills?

Horsepower

What does Merlin power?

Based on the blog he powers once a year as an exhibition when her buddy comes to town.

Shoes

If you have $150 in your budget for a single pair of shoes...there aren't damn wolves at your damn door.