"Look at me! My life is so wacky!" Bonus: people compliment her on her "eclectic" living room. It looks like she plundered the "FREE" box at a tag sale on Sunday afternoon.
The goat is staged, the creepy red SUV that's perpetually taking pictures of her house is a crock....I'm sure that's just a small percentage of the shit she's peddling.
Judging by the amount of television she's consuming it's a miracle she's been able to post anything at all. Her FB feed reads like the TV Guide. She's either in the midst of a series or panting excitedly about the upcoming releases. She wants to watch ALL THE SHOWS.
Jenna is beyond bullshit, more like psychotic. See her crap post today.
"Some of us realize soon after that, that we weren't looking for paycheck or a pet, but something a little more storied, old, and feral - a connection lost to 99% of the modern world."
"And so we became the trail riders, shepherds, teamsters, hunters. We are the mushers, cowboys, farmers, and falconers. We are those drawn to partnerships in work with animals. Hard work."
And so we became the trail riders? WTF is a trail rider, and how does it feed a family?
And so we became... shepherds. Okay, real shepherds exist. But not on CAF.
And so we became... teamsters. Does Jenna mean truck drivers? Cause I haven’t seen a team of horses pulling a commercial load on the road in a long...EVER!
And so we became...hunters. People hunt for sport and hobby. Then its back to the 9-5, business or farm. No one is subsisting on hunting, outside of Eskimos. Maybe.
"We sit in duck blinds at 4 AM...." Does Jenna mean a virtual duck blind on the internet? At 4 AM?
Jenna wrote "We yell "Away to me" at sunsets as our dogs circle out." Cribbed from the internet.
It's just another installment of "Reasons Why I'm Special".
The strange thing is, I've never thought of her as an animal person. At all. She's so bumbling and incompetent and has zero intuition about animal care or behavior.
"We were the weird kids who never wanted dolls, just stuffed animals."
What does this even mean? Plenty of kids don't want dolls, it hardly makes them weird. And how can you read "too many novels" as a teenager?
Jenna has a real penchant for making blanket statements about people or groups that she has no ability to back up. Case in point-- the remark about self-employed folks having to chase down a living. Some maybe, but others do quite well.
Maybe, just speak about YOUR experience, Jenna.
And, of course, she can't write anything about animals without bashing cats-- it's part of her persona now and she can't pass up the opportunity for a few cheap laughs. I find it disturbing that she hates cats so much yet owns two. I guess that's why she let the kitten lose a toe and infection set in before she bothered to get it any vet care. "Tee hee cats are sociopaths!" Takes one to know one.
Cat bashing has to cost Jenna a couple of CAF groupies.
Personally, I'm happy for real farmers who produce animal and plant foods, and for truck drivers who bring it to market, so I can go shopping in a store and buy stuff. Instead of sitting in a duck blind at 4 AM.
Unlike Jenna, I do not keep a wild bird of prey in my house, which should be a CRIME!
Jenna talks, and talks, and talks about her great hunting skills with her falcons. But she has NEVER ONCE bagged any game, that I know of.
Please set the falcon FREE Jenna! We all know you buy stuff at Stewart's, including ready-made sandwiches.
This twisted nut Jenna buys and eats ready-made food from a store, and then lectures people to quit their job, and live off the land - like Jenna!
In Jenna-speak, living off the land = Buying and eating ready-made, store-bought food.
That girl will wax poetic on damn near anything, won't she? I mean, as long as it suits her delusion anyway. And she doesn't have an ounce of real business sense. I try to avoid looking at any of her content, to keep her from getting unnecessary views, but sometimes the stuff here makes me too curious and I can't help myself.
I have not paid attention lately. Too busy being self-employed. I just skimmed through the latest vlog about farmers being a dirty word. She's not a farmer. I grew up on a working farm. That was our living, my dad farming. She is so full of BS I don't know where to begin. The farmers I know are not participating in an "alternative" lifestyle. It's a living, and a damn hard one. Something she knows NOTHING about.
I echo the above poster about her animal sense. She has none.
Just a little too staged for my taste. Very little content on the blog lately so just stick a picture up.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the latest on Birchthorn? Anyone heard?
ReplyDelete"Look at me! My life is so wacky!" Bonus: people compliment her on her "eclectic" living room. It looks like she plundered the "FREE" box at a tag sale on Sunday afternoon.
ReplyDeleteThe goat is staged, the creepy red SUV that's perpetually taking pictures of her house is a crock....I'm sure that's just a small percentage of the shit she's peddling.
I agree. It's a "look at me", "look at me" moment.
ReplyDeleteShe sure is boring lately. Even the staged goat photo is snooze-worthy.
ReplyDeleteJudging by the amount of television she's consuming it's a miracle she's been able to post anything at all. Her FB feed reads like the TV Guide. She's either in the midst of a series or panting excitedly about the upcoming releases. She wants to watch ALL THE SHOWS.
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ReplyDeleteThe horn is warm because it is full to the brim with bullshit.
ReplyDeleteJenna is beyond bullshit, more like psychotic. See her crap post today.
Delete"Some of us realize soon after that, that we weren't looking for paycheck or a pet, but something a little more storied, old, and feral - a connection lost to 99% of the modern world."
"And so we became the trail riders, shepherds, teamsters, hunters. We are the mushers, cowboys, farmers, and falconers. We are those drawn to partnerships in work with animals. Hard work."
And so we became the trail riders? WTF is a trail rider, and how does it feed a family?
And so we became... shepherds. Okay, real shepherds exist. But not on CAF.
And so we became... teamsters. Does Jenna mean truck drivers? Cause I haven’t seen a team of horses pulling a commercial load on the road in a long...EVER!
And so we became...hunters. People hunt for sport and hobby. Then its back to the 9-5, business or farm. No one is subsisting on hunting, outside of Eskimos. Maybe.
"We sit in duck blinds at 4 AM...." Does Jenna mean a virtual duck blind on the internet? At 4 AM?
Jenna wrote "We yell "Away to me" at sunsets as our dogs circle out." Cribbed from the internet.
"We are not cat people."
"We are flame keepers."
More like a flaming asshole, Jenna.
It's just another installment of "Reasons Why I'm Special".
ReplyDeleteThe strange thing is, I've never thought of her as an animal person. At all. She's so bumbling and incompetent and has zero intuition about animal care or behavior.
"We were the weird kids who never wanted dolls, just stuffed animals."
What does this even mean? Plenty of kids don't want dolls, it hardly makes them weird. And how can you read "too many novels" as a teenager?
Jenna has a real penchant for making blanket statements about people or groups that she has no ability to back up. Case in point-- the remark about self-employed folks having to chase down a living. Some maybe, but others do quite well.
Maybe, just speak about YOUR experience, Jenna.
And, of course, she can't write anything about animals without bashing cats-- it's part of her persona now and she can't pass up the opportunity for a few cheap laughs. I find it disturbing that she hates cats so much yet owns two. I guess that's why she let the kitten lose a toe and infection set in before she bothered to get it any vet care. "Tee hee cats are sociopaths!" Takes one to know one.
Cat bashing has to cost Jenna a couple of CAF groupies.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'm happy for real farmers who produce animal and plant foods, and for truck drivers who bring it to market, so I can go shopping in a store and buy stuff. Instead of sitting in a duck blind at 4 AM.
Unlike Jenna, I do not keep a wild bird of prey in my house, which should be a CRIME!
Jenna talks, and talks, and talks about her great hunting skills with her falcons. But she has NEVER ONCE bagged any game, that I know of.
Please set the falcon FREE Jenna! We all know you buy stuff at Stewart's, including ready-made sandwiches.
This twisted nut Jenna buys and eats ready-made food from a store, and then lectures people to quit their job, and live off the land - like Jenna!
In Jenna-speak, living off the land = Buying and eating ready-made, store-bought food.
"We are not wearing pawprint sweatshirts."
ReplyDeleteThis coming from the woman who bragged about purchasing a border collie T-shirt while she was drunk. How embarrassing.
Hilarious observation!!
DeleteI gotta say...that border collie tee shirt is pretty hideous.
ReplyDeleteThat girl will wax poetic on damn near anything, won't she? I mean, as long as it suits her delusion anyway. And she doesn't have an ounce of real business sense. I try to avoid looking at any of her content, to keep her from getting unnecessary views, but sometimes the stuff here makes me too curious and I can't help myself.
ReplyDeleteI have not paid attention lately. Too busy being self-employed. I just skimmed through the latest vlog about farmers being a dirty word. She's not a farmer. I grew up on a working farm. That was our living, my dad farming. She is so full of BS I don't know where to begin. The farmers I know are not participating in an "alternative" lifestyle. It's a living, and a damn hard one. Something she knows NOTHING about.
ReplyDeleteI echo the above poster about her animal sense. She has none.