Log on: when you want to make the homestead warmer. Log off: Timberrrrrrrrrrrr. Mega Hertz: when you're not careful getting the firewood. Lap top: where the cat sleeps. Hard drive: maneuvering through those rocky fields on the northern range when there is snow in the ground. Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside. Byte: what mosquitoes do. Modem: what I did to the hay fields. Keyboard: where the keys hang. Mouse: critters that eat the grain in the barn.
It was so cold I saw a chicken with a capon.
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ReplyDeleteLog on: when you want to make the homestead warmer.
Log off: Timberrrrrrrrrrrr.
Mega Hertz: when you're not careful getting the firewood.
Lap top: where the cat sleeps.
Hard drive: maneuvering through those rocky fields on the northern range when there is snow in the ground.
Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside.
Byte: what mosquitoes do.
Modem: what I did to the hay fields.
Keyboard: where the keys hang.
Mouse: critters that eat the grain in the barn.
hahahahaha. love it.
ReplyDeleteIt was so cold we had to chop up the piano for firewood. - but we only got two chords.
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