Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Cold Antler Assholes

When you end up calling every animal on your property an asahole perhaps it's time to look in the mirror.

The horse is aging, has a dark coat, and likely trying to not only cool down but get away from the gnats and flies. My Guess is fly masks are for poodles not fells (cue Merlin fly mask photo).

http://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/2015/06/the-missing-horse.html?m=1

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  1. also sounds like he didn't want to be found by her... One minute she's in a panic, then she carelessly tosses the wasted afternoon away with her comment about horses (or sheep or cats --strange that with her, pets are family and she didn't even say how her 2 newest family members get along---or whatever species she doesn't seem to care for their normal behavior) being assholes. She definitely has this farmer thing down.

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  2. So she comes home from an extracurricular (non-necessary) activity and "had a full afternoon of writing and design work to look forward to. Life was good." Does anyone find this ironic, as she is pushing subscriptions to her Cold Antler Clan Blog, the "goal is to keep updating it weekly...but it is a few weeks behind." (aside from the fact that doesnt sound too promising an investment, like buying something that only works at best 1 time out of 4). but this is after she says "For those who want to support this free blog and get some extra content" and then she blows it. How long has she been offering this extra blog--and she's failing terribly at meeting her own goals. And Birchthorn also is months behind. But she wants to share her schedule and admits she's not spending a whole lot of time on writing. And she's hoping to get another horse-more costs and demands on time with Birchthorn nowhere near printed (original due date- August 2015) much less written. But life is good. Your money be damned. Wow.

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    1. Man, the nerve of that woman----- Hey, folks! The Clan blog has been gathering dust for weeks but if you send me money I'll be motivated to write!. Yeah....no.

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  3. Yes, no doubt the biting flies are getting to him I am sure she would not use a poodlish fly mask. If he had any sort of freaking shelter, he could use that instead. No, that would be too much. If anything have to wait for a workshop so people can build her one. That poor horse. Jenna, you are the asshole.

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    1. RE "Horses are assholes."

      Jenna responded by email to me today that "Merlin has an entire pole barn from the shade".

      For some time I have read in silence Jenna’s comments that disrespect her animals. "Horses are assholes" was the breaking point for me, a person who previously supported her. Below is the text of our email, in two parts.

      Jenna just does not get it: This is not about HER, its about MERLIN (or any other animal she deems an "asshole")

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      From: Jenna Woginrich June 20, 2015 at 9:13 AM
      To: celticein@yahoo.com

      I got your email and read it, and it hurt me.

      I started reacting right away, responding to your assumptions in defensive anger. But I deleted the email. I'm writing this one instead.

      You wrote to me after 11:00PM on a Friday night. I was in bed after an amazing day with a close friend. I did my work, my chores, canoed on a lake, went fishing, sold a logo, watched a movie and fell asleep happy. For all I know you are a 13-year-old who found me through an animal rights site after a fight with your parents. Or maybe you are an elderly person, alone or widowed, and the only way you feel something is to be angry at me. I understand. I am sorry for your unhappiness and your situation, whatever it may be.

      I hope you feel better after writing that. You know as well as I do that Merlin has an entire pole barn from the shade and the majority of your quotes come from one bad day in a cart.

      I hope you feel better soon and have a nice weekend. I'll send along an audiobook that may help after the workshop today. Got a bunch of people coming for Arrows Rising and I am excited!

      I won't be reading any more emails from you and ask that you stop sending them. Bad for our blood pressure :)

      Warmly,
      -JMW

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    2. To: jenna@itsafarwalk.com
      Jun 19, 2015, at 11:20 PM
      RE "Horses are assholes."

      No Jenna, people who are ignorant of animals are assholes.

      "He had broken into it and had been napping inside in the shade lying down on the black dirt."

      The operative words are "in the shade". The poor animal was overheated, and needed shade and the coolness of "black dirt".

      On Thursday, September 18, 2014 you posted "3-Inch Assumptions"
      http://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/2014/09/3-inch-assumptions.html

      "We made it twenty feet before Merlin stopped cold, turned around, and headed home. I rolled my eyes, angry at him." (Really, you get angry at an animal that quick? I question your fitness to own animals)

      "After two tries I got him across the road. And once on the dirt road across the highway he had a total breakdown, if a Fell Pony can have such a thing. He totally refused to move. He ran off into a farmer's field next to the road, tried to rear up, tried to bite off the shat loops, kicked back, threw his head." (This should have given you pause to consider how you were harming Merlin)

      "He was just acting like a kid in a grocery store who isn't allowed any sugared cereal."
      (Thank G-d you don’t have any children!)

      "but this meadowbrook is different. The driver rides higher than in a forecart"
      (fucking meadowbrook cart that you could not afford, and had to sell)

      http://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/2014/09/good-feet-stubborn-grump.html

      "Merlin and I have a lot in common, a whole lot. But the thing that we both have stamped on our souls is a streak of determined stubbornness. When Merlin doesn't want to do something, he just doesn't. And when I want to do something, I just do. Both of us are certain as angry gods and don't give the tiniest shit what anyone else thinks about it." (FYI, you have no idea what Merlin thinks. You are certain as "angry gods", but Merlin is just a horse who does not know the meaning of "angry gods")

      http://coldantlerfarm.blogspot.com/2014/08/mine.html

      "Unlike a truck or car, horses are not deprecating assets, not if you use them, train them, and make them better partners for people." (FYI, horses depreciate from their peak value according to breed, until they die. Then their value is whatever the glue factory pays for the carcass)

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    3. Side note...if he has access to pole barn and sheep shed guess there's no field rotation. Such a wasted property.

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    4. What a condescending piece of shit she is.

      Her ignorance is mind blowing.

      Calling Merlin's shelter a "pole barn" is reaching. It may provide protection in a direct downpour but, being without siding, it will do little else. You can be certain it was snowed in for most of this winter. It doesn't seem to occur to her that he was not only looking for somewhere cooler but trying to escape flies. The sheep shed (seeing as it does have sides) could have been just the spot.

      Her fanciful imaginings of your identity were laughable. Of course!! Nobody could possibly criticize the great horsewoman Jenna Woginrich unless they were lacking in their own lives in some profound way!!

      This is just a glimpse at the inner workings of this woman's pockmarked brain.

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    5. There was no need for Jenna to respond to me. Unfortunately I inadvertently omitted the last part of my email to her in my post above. Here is the omitted part:

      "No need for a response. Just respect your animals."
      "But ask the animals, and they will teach you..." Job 12:7-10 NIV

      Sadly it appears Jenna has a serious anger problem. "I started reacting right away, responding to your assumptions in defensive anger. But I deleted the email. I'm writing this one instead."

      When a person’s modus operandi is anger-based, it cuts them off from living a genuine, satisfying life. It’s a life of mindless reaction, followed by some behavior to compensate for the reaction. For Jenna I believe her spend-thrift behavior is one such compensatory behavioral response.

      I’m not a "13-year-old who found [her] through an animal rights site after a fight with your parents". My parents are deceased, unfortunately. No one gets to pick their birth parents. Parenting competence runs the gamut, but it does not appear that her parents were evil or criminal from what I read. Just the ordinary generational differences and personal preferences. Most parents have at least one good trait, which can serve as a basis for mutual respect.

      I’m not an elderly person, or widowed either. I’m an educated man in my 50’s, which is the prime of my life professionally. I have a good lady friend, but we probably won’t be getting married. My gal did that once, and found she prefers the single life. Okay fine. Otherwise the capacity for solitude can be as rewarding as being in bed by 11:00 PM, "...after an amazing day with a close friend. I did my work, my chores, canoed on a lake, went fishing, sold a logo, watched a movie and fell asleep happy." Jenna may have fallen asleep happy, but she soon became angry with me the next morning, according to her reply.

      Jenna, if you read this, just respect your animals. This is not about you. This is about animals that cannot speak for themselves. Horses are not assholes. Merlin is not an asshole. Merlin is a creature made by the hand of G-d. If you are tired of Merlin now that he is an "elderly" horse, find someone who will appreciate Merlin for his good traits, and set him free.

      "But ask the animals, and they will teach you..."

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    6. Well, I feel bad for you, her reply was just incredibly condescending to imply that you must be a child or really old and fragile person in order to be of the opinion that she treats her animals poorly. First, she discredits your brain power and ability to form an educated opinion. Then brings the conversation back to herself by providing point-by-point detail about just how AWESOME her day was. Thereby reinforcing her beliefs about her magical life. Bottom line message was, "I AM ABOVE REPROACH. DO NOT DARE CRITICIZE ME!" I wrote her once or twice and received the same kind of response, and like you, I'm in command of a working brain. She has blinders on where truth and actual reality reside and cannot see them. It's that simple. At this point it's all about keeping the truth at bay so she does not have to look at what her life really is, big picture. For me, it was really kind of heartbreaking to watch the pendulum swing back and forth between elation and despair, abundance and scarcity, etc. It must be exhausting to be Jenna day-by-day -- not because of the couple of hours of farm chores she does, but because of her constant quest to justify what she's doing or not doing, or shoot down anyone who questions her about it. That is a double full-time job.

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    7. Celticein, you are so right in every way. I bet you are also self supporting and never begged for support to pay bills.

      I tried corresponding with her 2 or three times, and her response was almost identical to the one she gave you. She likes to accuse people who don't agree with her of being mentally ill, lonely or maladjusted. She's the one with the anger problem, but she accuses others of having uncontrolled anger. I think you're totally right about her spending habits.

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  4. And her insipid fans lap it up. "Write a book!" they say.....good news-- she's working on it. She must be in the running for Most Memoirs Written By Someone Under Forty.

    But does she have anything to say??? Not really. Most of her crap reads like it was hijacked it from a 13 year olds diary. Me, me, me, me. The rest of it is unorginal musings about how much tastier food is when you've grown it yourself. Pork is supposed to go in the freezer AFTER it's slaughtered not be raised in one-- I don't know how she can take a bite and not cringe at the thought of it.

    Her new book should be titled: All My Animals Are Assholes by Jenna Woginrich.

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  5. Or the animals could write it. Jenna Woginrich is an Asshole, by All Her Animals.

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  6. I wish she would stop comparing herself to NPR. She is nothing like NPR. First, she is not a non-profit. Secondly, she does not produce anything remotely resembling intelligent and educational content.

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    1. It's packed with unintentional educational content--- what not to do, how not to be, and "there but for the grace of God go I" style testimony.

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  7. Yes, Jenna, there is an asshole on your farm, but it's YOU! Poor Merlin has no proper shelter, so he had to break into the too-small-for-him goat shelter. Shame on you! Get a freaking job and give your animals proper care, treatment and housing! We all know you are to lazy to do that, so do the animals a favor and sell them or give them to someone who actually cares about them and will properly care for them. Someone who doesn't just use them for blog fodder! Your parents are so proud of you that they don't even want to spend any time at your home. This speaks VOLUMES. Maybe some day you will see yourself through their eyes, but I doubt it.

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  8. Subscribing to the blog is like an NPR subscription? Huh? There are plenty of FREE farm blogs on the internet - there's no need to pay for hers. NPR also broadcasts regularly, while the private blog is updated infrequently. I suppose people can spend their money as they choose, but subscribing to the Clan makes no financial sense!

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  9. Ummm pretty sure she has written an almost exact copy of this dumbass story before. I have a 50 pound jet black dog and can assure you I've never lost her at night! You know, losing the black horse in the black night is kind of a metaphor for her life. The horse is black everyday, the sun sets every night, her (lack of) infrastructure is shit every day, and yet she continues on this cycle of passivity as if it all just happens to her. Part of loving an animal is PROTECTING IT. How well your animal is protected is, in fact, the primary measure of love.
    Bridget is such a bitch. She shows up for Halloween parties but never helps you look for a lost horse!

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    1. I really agree with you about protecting the animals you love. I had a deeply loved dog PTS a year ago, and one of the thoughts that really made me suffer was that I had failed him somehow, by letting him get old? I had to remind myself for months that he had the best life I could give him, and the best death. I thought about his protection every day of his life, and I was successful as long as I could be. It's the same for horses, cattle and sheep.

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    2. Agree. I have a dog aggressive runner. I've been protecting her and others from her for over 10 years.

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  10. She's so passive aggressive and rude to her parents that it makes me sick. Disagree with your family, fine. Don't blog about it and mock your mom who raised you about not wanting to walk around on her dirty farm. I'd wear a hazmat suit on that farm before I stepped foot on it. She's a spoiled brat and should be counting her blessing she has parents who care enough to visit her. Vent over.

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    1. You are spot on here. The way she speaks about her parents- her mother in particular, is so horrid. I wish I could meet her mom and tell her that we completely understand her not wanting to be there. Those of us who have been to that place, will not be returning- lest we have hazmat suits ourselves. Making her parents travel to see her, who is too self centered to make a trip to see them, she just hits new lows all the time. Can you imagine the conversation in the car on their way home?

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    2. And did you notice she laments the lack of "chore sharing"? Even Ma and Pa Woginrich are not exempt from Jenna's need to extract labor from anyone who puts a toe on One Woman Farm.

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  11. If she mournfully mentions "water carried in buckets" one more time, I'm going to personally send her a garden hose. Or slap her. I'm not sure which just now. If she bought larger waterers for the animals and a damn hose, she wouldn't have to stay tied to the place refilling little buckets every few hours. A six-year-old could figure that out.

    -Anne

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    1. Ann, I used to get frustrated about her whining about the water. She could easily fix this problem- and she has even been given ideas on how to fix this issue but refuses. The reason she refuses is so that she can justify her needing to be at the farm all day to refill water. It makes her feel needed. It is extremely pathetic. What is really funny, is that i know for a fact she does not refill the animal's waters as much as she says she does. I have been to the workshops and seen the water buckets....

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    2. Her complaints about carrying the damn water buckets are the worst broken record. It's a waste of time on top of not being smart. If she had better infrastructure she couldn't complain all the time though. And it really knock the time off her whopping four hours (her tally per a recent CAF blog post) of farm chores she does a day....which sends me off on a tangent. If she only has four hours of set chores every day, how in the hell is she always so unprepared come winter? Go chop some damn wood, Jenna! This is the time for such things. Then you won't be boo-hooing over cold rooms and busted pipes come winter or trying to burn unseasoned logs.

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    3. And the ripped-up carpets/plywood floors that figured prominently in the infamous "root canal' post as one of her many many many many problems (most of which she was directly responsible for). People had assured her when the pipes burst that plywood floors were great--not what she wanted to hear. But every time she repeated the woe-is-me tragedy of ripped-up carpets in that post I thought, really? Why sneak that in just to make the list longer--- it's inclusion just made the whole thing so so laughable.

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    4. I should say it's not a laughable predicament for those who can and do work.
      And funny how the water bucketing thing is her mantra of complaint---but is key to her argument of being tethered to the farm--not being able to leave, (except for errands and classes and meet-ups etc etc)

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  12. I'm thinking foreclosure and stuff is just around the corner. She has been down this ridiculous road so long that I believe it's about to the point of ending. She's using the money for the fall workshops in June. It's a long summer and it's gonna be a real long winter for her.

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  13. I'm wondering if she doesn't have an outdoor spigot on her house? We bought an old farmhouse without one (it looks like the previous owners pumped water out of an old well in the cellar out through the bilco doors)
    We had an outdoor spigot installed and we don't have livestock or vegetable gardens. If that's the case with her it shows poor planning. I went back and read her posts before she moved to this house. She had looked at it and said she didn't love it. Then when the log house in VT she was renting was not available to purchase, she just switched her focus to this place. People advised her to look at multiple properties but I don't think she looked at others. This one didn't meet her needs and needed work she is unwilling and unable to do, (Also after she closed on it, she told her readers to stop sending her money--that she was ready to stand on her own feet---{and she claims she only asked for $1 donations for her downpayment or closing costs or whatever---who would send only a dollar?!, but that is part of the mythology--and the equivalent of offering her wool hat for sale.... which 5 years later she did}) She barely squeaks by with the help of her enablers but I fear her greed will undo her eventually.

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  14. Jenna is loaded.

    Begging is her business...not writing.

    The girl has more money than she knows what to do with and more is donated daily.

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    1. I have to agree with you Meredith. She has the begging down to a science. She's like a homesteading freak show on pay per view.

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    2. Ask yourself: would a broke person really get a new kitten, a new puppy, and have plans to get a new horse? Would they spend much of their free time taking Tae Kwon Do classes and playing WoW?

      Jenna has got to be, at the very least, quite comfortable.

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    3. Personally, I think much of what she puts up on her blog is fiction. I know a few drama queens, but good lord this woman takes the cake, if she's to be taken at face value. I do think she has plenty of money at hand; I don't think she spends it wisely. But it's hard to glean any real facts about what goes on up there when every other blog post (meaning the ones not soliciting donations or selling overpriced items) is a whiplash-inducing tall tale? I mean, who can't find the back half of a one-ton horse sticking out of a tiny sheep shed in broad daylight? (--bats eyelashes--"I was looking up at the windows"). Uh huh. Because horses do lurk in second-story windows. All the time.

      She has to be making this shit up.

      -Anne

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    4. She made a comment about her parents not being willing to go on a carriage ride with Merlin. What carriage? I thought she was forced to sell her only cart to pay her mortgage.

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    5. Maybe she would borrow one from Patty. I dunno. Just thinking. I think she is treading a very fine line between saying some things as little pointed jabs at her mother, because that is soooo obvious and yet, also not wanting to totally alienate her... she does read the blog and is very vocal on her Facebook page. Still... one does wonder the real situation at hand. I think it would be kind of funny to go to like her local bank and want to set up some sort of donation thing for the whole community to get behind because she sooooooooooo bad off and sooooooooo needs help. I'll bet the laughter would ring through the hills over there.

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    6. I don' t think Patty has a cart that would fit Merlin. Steele is twice the size of Merlin. I have no doubt that she would buy a fancier cart and stash it while she continued to beg.

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  15. Jenna's claim that she likes being "needed" by the farm are just her attempts to romanticize her shit set-up. It's also a handy bit of subterfuge for someone hiding out from real life and other pesky obligations. She had no trouble getting to PA when she was a speaker at the Mother Earth News Fair yet it's no secret her absence at family functions is breaking her mother's heart. She's just using her farm obligations as an excuse for not doing more with her life.

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  16. Well, one of you raises an interesting possibility - that she has considerable amounts of money, but pretends to be broke on her blog to get donations. Could be. Since readers can't know her real financial condition, they shouldn't donate. It's interesting that things are always saved at the last minute - a fact that suggests she might have more money than she claims. Over the years, I've seen quite a few people living an idyllic life, seemingly off the wages of some rather enjoyable, avocational but relatively low paying job. However, many of them actually have trust funds or other income sources. She alluded recently to "bad news", and people here speculated that it might be broken pipes after years of foolishly letting them freeze (hence, she's showering in the woods). Now her parents come to visit. Are they there to give her money to fix the pipes? We don't know, but it's possible. Her readers assume that she is telling them the truth about her financial situation and send money for fictitious root canals. I hope they start to wonder about her basic truthfulness before they send more! I prefer to give money to charitable or community organizations where I can see a public balance sheet prepared by an accountant! After reading her blog for several years, I simply don't believe that her financial condition is as dire as she says.

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    1. As a parent, myself, if I was reading my child's blog with all that begging going on and sad tale after sad tale, i think I would have done a couple things, years ago. I would have first inquired as to what was really up. If there was a legitimate issue and something bad, I'd do whatever I could to help out and get things back on track. Jenna's mom seems to be always concerned about her. I can't see them turning a cold shoulder to true issues.

      Of course, if they helped out, and then the begging and donation collection kept going on and on, I would be mortified and be in that child's face to stop this charade. Because how does it look that a family would be blind to a "popular media person" that needed true help?

      So one just has to wonder... it's probably a sham most the time... and she keeps it up and maybe that why they don't want to spend time at the place that breaks their heart. I know for one that we have relatives that don't agree with our homesteading efforts but they make an visit every so often and try to enjoy it. Most people do. They make an effort to experience what brings their loved ones joy, when it really is their dream and life. I suspect that Mr and Mrs. Woginrich are dreadfully embarrassed by their wacko kid and her off track reality lapse.

      I'm sure they were footing the bill for all the visiting and meals and what have you, eh? She probably mooches off them as much as possible as well.

      It's really sad. I feel bad for her mom, especially.

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  17. She has too many responsibilities to leave the property until her parents come and the it's all hands on deck for shopping and every meal out?

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  18. Is this the same family she said she's "not at all close to" on Reddit? Meals out and shopping make the heart grow fonder........

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  19. She hasn't updated the Clan since late May. Is she really trying to sell it to people as a weekly thing?
    Maybe it's just my account. Maybe my (wasted) $65 was only for a year?

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    1. As a clan member, do you care to share the sorts of content that she shared? I am curious, as $65.00 is not chump change. Did you learn anything new to help you get by?

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    2. I learned a lot about Jenna's personal life, her struggle with her parents, her pagan beliefs. that is mostly all it is, stuff she was afraid to share on her regular blog. But there have only been half a dozen posts in the last few months, including a post in the spring promising to update weekly. Two weeks after, she had failed.

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    3. Well, you can read all you want (and then some) about her Heathen beliefs on Reddit for free.

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    4. If she promised weekly posts and did not deliver, then you have every right to ask for either a partial refund or for your subscription to be extended.

      You should receive 52 posts per year. If you have received less, you are entitled to contact her for compensation. If you do, and are willing to share her response, please do. I'd love to hear if she'll make good on it.

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    5. Link to the Reddit?

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    6. So, she's afraid to write about this stuff on her blog but if you send her some money she finds the courage to share? It seems a little crass--- send me $65 and I'll divulge my secrets!

      Not to mention egotistical. Who thinks the details of their personal life is worth that much money to other people? If I'm spending $65 dollars it better read like Fifty Shades of Agway.

      It's all so absurd.

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  20. I agree that the Clan thing is strange when you stand back and think about what it is. I wouldn't share my innermost thoughts, conflicts and fears with strangers on the internet, and doing so for money is commercial and manipulative. It's especially manipulative when she doesn't deliver the product!

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  21. I don't trust a word JW writes. She obviously has money to pay her bills or the house would have been foreclosed on long ago. She just enjoys having stupid poodles send her money. She laughs all the way to the bank!

    The reddit link is: http://www.reddit.com/search?q=jwoginrich. Her MO: " IamA Woman living like fantasy fiction." She calls herself Corby Mackenzie.

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  22. O for heaven's sake, can't you people offer praise and gratitude - Merlin was found and he's alive! We thought he was horsenapped by the glue factory or hanging down at the farmstand eating a ham sandwich, or even running north on the highway trying to get the hell outta there. But rest assured, he was safe, now we can cuddle with Friday, prep the next vlog and try to keep this farm a floatin

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  23. She also posts on reddit as Shieldmare:

    https://www.reddit.com/user/Shieldmare/

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  24. You guys are very funny!! Thanks for this. Amazing how many different handles she has. Sheds a bit of light on her um, fakeness to not be able to have a recognizable name.. Yeah Jenna, on second thought, you are probably right on to not!!

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    1. I'm amused finding these multiple 'anonymous' internet handles from a woman who tends to go into an outright rage if you leave a comment on her blog that does not link back to a blog or profile.

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  25. Yeah. We should go on all those sites and call "shieldmare", "Corbie", and "Oakpaw" (from Deviant Art site) out on her BS. "Hey! I want your real name, address, phone number!"

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  26. Go up to the top to read about Jenna's email response to a reader. It's mind blowing.

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    1. Couldn't find it. Can you copy and paste?

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  27. Fifth comment down from the top. June 20.

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  28. OMG... she's working on another farm memoir. According to Facebook. She is going for the gold, ladies and gents! Most memoirs of a under 40 year old! Ew gads... how many times can she publish that dead horse???????

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  29. Tina *****
    June 17 at 4:14pm ·
    You need to write another book about your farm journey. This one needs to be filled with the antics like missing Merlin, Gibson in the window, etc....... I'd buy it!!! Great stories! Makes me smile smile emoticon
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    Jenna Woginrich I am working on it!
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    Oh wouldn't that be fun! Like how the dog kills chickens, or when her cat goes missing but he's only a few hundred feet down the road dead! Oh, imagine the fun of the dead chicks story, or the hens ripped apart by foxes because she feels they need to be free range all the time! Oh wait.., there's more like how to let your pony chase a lamb to death... or who can forget the fun of trapping a wild hawk and using in your house as a pet? I wish I could write the promo release for this fun memoir... "All my animals are Assholes... antics from Cold Antler Farm... by Jenna Woginrich...

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    1. Oh go to work, Jenna needs contributions to get her book published.

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